senses

In life you have 5 sense, once in a while you'll get the rare few that have six senses. I know, they're cool right?

Anyways, what are they? hearing, seeing, smelling, tasting and touching. did i google that? perhaps. But anyways, it came to me this morning as i was eating my scotch fingers, why emotional pain was more painful than physical pain.
See, when you have physical pain, it tends to leave you a mark, a bruise, a scar or what not. This allows you to stem where the pain comes from and becomes a reminder not to hit that spot again. You can usually heal this by adding ice or someting on it and in due time as long as you don't keep poking at it, it's bound to disappear. Now emotional pain. That's something else. None of these sense can actually determine where this pain lies or how to fix it.
So what happens? Instead of tryin to heal it and trying to make sure it doesn't repeatedly get poked at, your mind is not able to locate where thispain is stemming from, thus, you try and find the exact location not realising you could actually be poking at it at the exact spot it's coming from. trippy right? yep, all of this from scotch fingers. Looking at my belly and thinking, ffs i needa restart this whole diet thing.

-lmc

What are the 10 commandments of giving head? I forget

No problems JenKan, here are your 10 commandments for a great blowjob that will blow your man's mind (pun intended):

1) Suction: Keep your mouth tight when sucking to give a strong "tight" feeling.

2) Deepthroat: Go as far as you can. A good way to give the illusion of deepthroating if you have a gag reflex is to stick your tongue to the roof of your mouth and let his dick touch the underside of your tongue.

3) Hand: When you're not deephroating, always have a hand on his shaft, moving up and down in motion with your mouth.

4) Balls: With your other hand, stroke and gently pull his testicles, be gentle and playful, because grabbing his funbags = big nono

5) Tip: Be creative with your tongue and lick, in circular motion, the tip of his penis. Applying medium pressure with your tongue on the tip of his penis will give him a guarateed shiver down his spine!

6) Advanced Tip: While flicking your tongue on the tip of his penis, have both hands on his shaft and give it a rhythmic twist like an indian burn - but make sure you dont do it too hard!

7) Travel: As an interim process, lick his shaft, starting from the base and move your way up, do this every now and again to give your mouth a rest and also to add a bit of adventure to the bj.

8) Saliva: If needed, spit on his dick to give added lubrication for your hands

9) Teeth: NEVER use teeth! This is painful. Playful nibbles are ok, but never ever chomp. Seriously.

10) Swallow: This is the most romantic ending to a blowjob well done. Swallowing makes the whole experience enjoyable and mess free!

Ask me anything

unsure

for the first time in a very long time,
i'm unsure about so many things.
I don't know what's gonna happen in 5 months, 5 weeks, 5 days or even 5 hours.
I can't help but think about what will happen.
I need something to entertain me,
all this alone time is giving me heavy thoughts.

-lmc

honest

' i love your honesty,
cause it reminds me i can trust you :)
i don't use the word trust often,
so please don't break it :)
but no doubt, i appreciate the fact you're honest :x'

-lmc :)

do you think old sparks between people can be reignited even after they disappeared and were formed with other people?

depends. usually they can which is why exes tend not to be able to stay friends. But I don't know :/ depends on the people and the situation. if teh sparks u had before were stronger than the ones u have now than yes they can but if they weren't than no...prob not :) but haha sparks, don't make them wait for them :) they come to you for a reason :)

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nice guys finish last

LOL. nice guys finish last cause they let other guys push in. only reason why. same reason nice girls finish last. benevolence is a bitch

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out

'how do you get out of something,
that you don't even know you're in?
Wait for everybody elses opinion to see what's right or wrong?
or trust yourself enough to just see through it?'

nice

today was the 3rd time i was told this week that i'm "too nice".
Now, i'm known to be honest so imma cut it straight...that's not true. I'm a horrible horrible person...I see the worst in everybody but treat them as if i only see the best. It actually isn't THAT easy to screw me over. influence? yeah k, i'd admit it, i'm pretty easy to influence...but screw over? pffttt please.
I AM NOT TOO NICE! PEOPLE NEED TO STOP WORRYING! SEESH:) (not that i don't appreciate it...i just hate seeing others worry...stressing makes you ugly people...don't do it! we're already the fattest country...don't make us the most unattractive=(!!!)


p.s. during lunch break today instead of getting HJ's i went to woolies and bought bananas and cashews. yes be proud :)

spark

'with sparks comes fire.
so what do u do when the sparks are there
but the fire's gone?
wait for the sparks to make more fire, or cool it off and wait for new sparks?'

wrong its not jackass july its GAY july :@:@:@

Usually, yes, this is the correct. However, seeing as in the previous month(s) there has been such an overload of homosexual behaviour/activity, it has jeopardised the chance for this month to be truly "Gay July".

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chase

'i'm a really boring person. eos.
the only exciting thing about me is the chase.
so if you think you like me...you don't.
you don't like me/ want me nor need me.
you just like the chase,
but meh, that's what life's about right?'

-lmc:)

what month is it?

It is officially.... JACKASS JULY! =D

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gone

Isn't it finny how we all try to step back and take a moment to have a think.
That thought that makes you wonder when it all went away,
that moment you realise its gone,
that feeling; that spark; that dissappointment; that anxiety; that happiness; that reason why; that reason not to let go.
Funny, what a moment of thinking can do to you.

-lmc

lies >=(

so yeah, back from ASIA camp 2010.
what can i say except?
OMFG I GOT SO FAT! NO seriously i hate vulgarity and profanities in my posts BUT OMFG I GOT SO FAT AND ARGH>=( so yeah, epic diet will start right now.
no seriously. RIGHT NOW. I CANNOT LIVE THIS WAY!!!
anyways...side note? i don't like sugarcoating. no seriously, please don't do it.
I JUST DON'T LIKE IT! like instead of saying 'you look healthier'
please tell me i look fat,
that way i will take a hint and lose weight,
yes, i know i sound crude but screw it, i'm fat. we're allowed to be nasty,
and damn, i don't wanna look healthy, i wanna look skinny,
KEEP FOOD AWAY FROM ME >=(

-lmc

chain

'Even if the chain will keep you stable and still,
sometimes its required of you,
to cut it off, so you can run around and be free.
Cut the chain, rope, friendship.
meh, same diff'

-lmc

behind

'the people that leave you behind?
yeah there's a reason they're not with you today,
and heck...they won't be there for you tomo,
but that just means that it leaves more time,
and attention for somebody else:)
leave me behind,
i don't mind...
i'll just replace you:)'

-lmc

full

'you're really full of crap you know?
but haha, jokes on us,
we learn to love ya for it...SIGH'

-lmc :)

possession

'whats yours is yours,
whats mine is mine,
i dont want your crap...
cause if i did,
i probably would have gone to the shop and got it myself.
eos.'