Wednesday, March 31, 2010

never?

"never say never"

trying to decide whether or not to take chances i never would.
trying to figure out if never has an exception rule.

lmc

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Helen's poem

Helen Le so vibrant and friendly
It's easy to mistake her for a slurry
Though she winks and flirts about
There is no way in hell she's gonna put out
Unless you give her some 151
Then just sit back, relax, and watch how slutty she becomes.
Her jokes are lame and laugh is too
But Helen, I can't imagine life without you.


-mh

Obsessed

Ooh girl why you so upset with me?
Girl I want to know- sayin’ that your ignorin me
when everybody knows it’s clear that you mean so much to me
Ohh finally found a girl that I couldn’t impress
Last man on the earth- still couldn’t get Ness

You’re takin this too personal, too personal
Girl I’m losing my mind
It’s confusin yo, I’m confused you know
Why you hate happy strawberry time?
Got you all fired up with my jerk complex
Can you please stop being angry you’re makin me perplex’d

Ooh Ohh Ohh girl why you so upset with me?
And all the ladies sing, all the girls sing
Soo Oohhhh Soo Oohh Obsessed

Monday, March 29, 2010

Fresh Princess of Bel-Air

Now this is a story all about how,
My heart nearly got turned upside down,
Now sit down and listen carefully with fear
About a scary succubus known as Vanessa Chia

In the Australian suburbs she was born and raised,
At the CS stall outside ref she spends most of her days.
I was walking through uni on my way to class
Looking at all the pretty girls that were walking past
When I walked upon this chick who was up to no good
She was flirting with guys from my campus neighbourhood
I took one quick glance and i got scared.
I didn't wana get caught in her seriously horny Gorgon's glare.

I called Naijiao over and when he got near,
I said "Can you protect me from her, here ill give you some beer."
I was hoping Horny Horny Hippo mode would defeat her finally
But then along came the ultimate cockblock, his gf Jackie.

Ness' dress was so tight she was about a 6 or an 8,
She walked up to me and said "Hey I'm ness, come to Zodiac maybe ill see you later!"
I looked at my watch and I knew victory was mine,
Cos no-one can beat the Strawberry King's 'Happy Strawberry Time'!

-mh

Sunday, March 28, 2010

love

If the amount of love
is directly correlated
to how much you're willing to give up
to give in to someone else to make them happy,

then Love(person) = Giving(in) x Giving(up)


in that case,
my [lim (LOVE)] (you)
(Love)-> ∞



-mh


"cause everybody else blogged "love",

love is a 4 letter word,
usually associated in 3 worded sentences,
used way 2 much,
yet, the 1 u want to say it never says it"

lmc :)

fall

every time i jump,
you catch me before i fall.
please don't.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

hurt

I know i'm going to hurt you,
i just don't know how.

end of story
lmc

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

tafe

i hate white tafe bitches
who are rude =(
why can't they be nice
i'm tertiary educated!
love me!

goddamn gwailohs are such interesting creatures =$


-m

Sunday, March 21, 2010

time...or something close to it

sometimes i wish i could just fast foward time.
I wonder what will happen in 5 months time.
I wonder what the true intention of some things are.
I wonder if people are lying to me.
I wonder if i've just been handed an empty promise.
I wonder if I was just a chapter in your book in order to move onto the next.
I wonder if I'll still be in the next chapter.
sigh, only time can tell.
sometimes i honestly can't stand time.

p.s. stop advertising. Everytime you do it i swear it just makes me wanna start a kick boxing class. I have anger issues.

end of story

lmc:)

Thursday, March 18, 2010

cosmopolitan

Opening up my cosmopolitan magazine,
i recognize 3 things...
it's full of pretty people with little articles, large articles and ads.
How does this relate? yeah, it's a tad similar to life...
you have the pretty people you flip straight to, but they tend to only have small articles which mean jack all,
when you're bored, you tend to give the long articles a chance, to realize they're amazing and you gain so much insight from them.
And ads. what can i say about ads? at first they're a tad bit interesting, but after a while they get tedious. Not only that, but they get pathetic. There's a reason some people have to advertise for so long. so whats the secret? i don't know, but i call bs on whatever your advertising.

end of story

lmc
p.s. for those that don't know, cosmopolitan basically just means something common to the whole world, hence generic. Like people. Reality is so dour. :)

st patty's

st patty's day
LOL
thats all i can say bout u
i got home and ko'd
bro was like 'what's wrong"
and i was like "ïm hungry"
i just finished a whole cheesecake
its now almost 1
my body is going to hate me in the morning
probably as much as i hate it
end of story

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

cool cats

j- Thanks for today :) i know it seems messed up, but thanks for listening and thanks for giving me insight. All this time i was thinking that I was just being the ass I am but thanks for making me realise i'm being realistic :) thanks a bunch munchkin
t- im an arse. I tried telling you that. Please don't get hurt in the process.
L- I spent an hour looking for what you wanted, but its totally worth it :)
u- i hate the fact u can make me smile when nobody else can. It's not right.
u- friendships form when least expected :) thanks for that
a- get better soon :) i hope everything is alright
a- apologies for letting the perception of others affect me. You're a much better person than i am.
u- your a dog. Your worse than i am at dogging. At least i can admit it.
c- haha, i don't need you anymore. except once in a blue moon/ special occasion like tonight where i have to stay up.
u- nothings awkward unless you make it awkward. true story
u- u honestly don't know me, stop pretending you do
m- 50% of the time i dislike you. 40% of the time im ok with you. 10% of the time i like you.that's pretty bad man
s- i'm so glad we became friends :) I actually believe you are one of the smartest/ wisest people i know :)
u- people assume your an ass but im an ass for believing them :) you're actually a really nice person with a big heart :)
u- your a tad too insecure for my liking
u- don't worry about me. Don't stress about me. I'm not as naive as you believe. I see the worse in everybody but treat them as if i only see the best. But please remember i do see the bad side too:)
w- i'm so glad we don't have a personality clash :) you're such a sweetie :)

i'll give u guys one. c= coffee. you guys can figure the rest our for yourself. u just means u guys don't get the pleasure of getting initials. LOL have fun

pride

"The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps." -Marsellus Wallace

I am not ok.
But it will be ok.
Don't you know who I am? ;)


-m

Saturday, March 13, 2010

back

im back girls and boys,
but not for long :)

all this time i thought i needed you,
to be there...be by my side, to have all ears and to guide me,
little did i realise, being the greedy bitch i am,
that you may have needed me too.
If i only i wasn't so stubborn or wasn't so mentally demamnding.
But i guess everybody has flaws,
it's your perfect imperfections that make you who you are.
i never thought i could relate to this...but if you can't take me at my worse...then you don't deserve me at my best,
if you can't take how mentally demanding i am,
you don't deserve the parts of me you love.

end of story

lmc

Friday, March 5, 2010

orc

'this is y i <3 orc:

- [ḾẳῂĴůŚāńĠ] - "I LOVE ANTHONY!!!!!" WWSMYD? says:
*its bad for u orc :(
*i dont want u to fall ill
*and then
*the allicance take over ur village
**alliance
- jaee; (W) says:
*nawww ><
*its okay
*im quitting now (Y)
*and i'm gonna start going to gym (:
- [ḾẳῂĴůŚāńĠ] - "I LOVE ANTHONY!!!!!" WWSMYD? says:
*OMG SAMES
- jaee; (W) says:
*so like, i'll tank up and be a one orc army and defend my village


AHAHAHHAHA END OF STORY'
-m

roast duck

'i believe the way in which a girl
eats poultry
is directly correlated to the skill she posseses
in fellatio.
lucky me ;)
however convincing someone to eat anything
thats not on her plate is entirely up to ur own
powers of persuasion.
not so lucky me :('
-m

Thursday, March 4, 2010

nawww

this is probably gonna be my last post in a while :)

BUT BUT don't u love it when u read something you wrote a while back and think...so that's what i was like? i found those "25 things about me" on fb again :) from like yr 12? i guess i haven't changed that much but I cant believe i use to think about that. its actually kidna cute. It made me go nawwwwww......

imma post it up here, so if it ends up being myt last post for a while at least u guys can have epic long time reading it :)

25 reasons why i'm so goddam awesome

1. the three main important things in my life are family, friends and buddha. Oh yeh, i wrote it

2. When i was younger, i wanted to be a superhero like sailor moon....cause she's awesome and has tuxedo mask

3. My all time favorite fairy tale is cinderella. i don't care if they say she is a bitch...she's the one that ends up with the prince.

4. I always have to have cookies and milk before i sleep. Maybe that's why santa never came, I was always a greedy bitch and ate his

5. I'm currently in a war with carbs...it's a war i can never win

6. Going back to 5, I'm a total binger. I tell myself i won't eat something and end up eating 20 pieces of it. Vania you should know this well.

7. I'm a lazy nerd. Does that make sense? I have to get good scores or i basically cry BUT i never really take the initiative to do well. e.g. not going to any of the uwa orientations. tsk tsk tsk

8. I actually believe the sexiest thing about someone is their smile. Who would you walk up to, the person pouting or the one having an awesome time?

9. I have my chinese new year money from the last 5 yrs or so. I think it's like accumulated luck, call me weird but i'm probably luckier then you =D

10.If someone hits on me, i'm so shocked that i probably won't even realize it till the next day when someone tells me. Sad i know, but i actually think everyone is just really friendly

11. When i say i need my beauty sleep, i'm not being vain, i probably do. If i don't have at least 8 hours sleep i get like a weird epicanthic eye fold that looks real asian

12. I once saw an action movie where the guy jumps in a moving car and thought it looked really cool so i decided to try it when evonne was driving- ended up just hitting my head on the door. Do you remember evonne?

13. i've probably seen every friends episode at least 3 times. I love love that show, they are just...well aweome

14. To get the latest news on anything i go on perezhilton.com. I basically go on that everyday now. See what holidays have done to me?

15. Every time i watch the lion king i cry. it's the saddest movie ever. OK not really but if you don't cry...you're probably a robot

16. I'm a cheese whore. i eat mountains of it. I put about 3 cm's of it on a hot dog.

17. My favourite types of books are the ones where the girl ends up with guy. a.ka any meg cabot books. a.k.a usually what oprah suggests

18. I have kept every birthday card i have received, so if you think it doesn't matter. It does, it's the only thing i keep from birthdays cause they make me smile when i'm down

19. I only cry in front of people i can absolutely trust. don't know why, but i don't feel comfortable crying in front of other people...

20. I will usually make fun of myself if i think it'll be funny, sometimes i look weird cause it's just me left there laughing to myself.

21. i say things in the moment. If its mean, i don't mean it and if i hurt people i'm sorry. I usually feel bad for a couple of days when i say something horrid

22. I only hold grudges if the person has something absolutely horrible to me, otherwise i'll talk to you again in about....2 hours. I have too much to say i guess

23. the thought of being a doctor is so appealing, not because it earns a shit load amount of money but because you can save lives and can bring people together creating happiness. everyone deserves to be happy.

24. Just because you do a "bad thing" in someones eyes like smoke, do drugs whatever, doesn't make you a bad person. Your only a "bad"person if you have done something that has hurt someone else.

25.if you can make me smile/ laugh you're more attractive then someone with a six pack.

actually its feb 18th last year. haha, one year since i wrote this :) i feel like going back on all my posts and reading them now :S Now i know why sago tells me never to delete my posts :)

xoxo,
talk soon hopefully ;)
little miss chatterbox

p.s. epic love <3 <3 <3

irreversible

if you're gonna change, can you at least do it for the best?
i know i'm being greedy when i say this...but i liked you so much more before :(
I feel like you're a bit like cordial. I know you have to add water but moderation is key. Too little is gross but too much is worse. When you started changing, it was a bit like adding water...at first it was nice and i liked it, but now you're changing too much and i can't handle it. I wish i could put you in the sun and let the water evaporate. Reverse the change, but we all know that's wishful thinking. You're simply...irreversible.

xx.
lmc

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

mistake

Dear Diary,
No, dear anonymous readers. scratch that. dear sago...
Today, I gave my mistake necklace to sago. No, not the one that he gave me, the one i made for myself. It's pretty cute, its a heart and a key which represents that you are the only holder to the key to your heart. I know its corny but you guys should expect that from me already. I've been wanting to give it for a while now but didn't until I knew it'll give me joy to see somebody else wearing it:)

It's the second week of uni. what did I realise? I don't need the necklace. why? cause i have no time to make mistakes. I don't know how i planned this year...all i know is i didn't plan it well. I'm in there trying to balance study, part time work, asia, hobbies etc. How the hell do i think??? When people ask me how i balance it, i look up smile and say "I don't know" and they think i'm trying to keep it a secret or something. THERE IS NO SECRET! I don't balance well. LOL. i prob have like 3 friends at uni and everyone else is like an acquaintance.

This brings me to the next thing. I think i will end up as the crazy old cat lady. I'll have to fill the lonely void with cats, but then they will realise i will have no time for them and will leave to a place they may have food. Oh wells, lol, i just realise my blog went from a necklace to cats. Only somebody as cool as myself could do that, yeah ;) Anyways, the necklace again...thanks for yours sago but i can basically guarantee that i won't need it for a very long time :) well at least till the end of this semester. haha

xx.
lmc

p.s. before i forget, i know a LOT of people think im this little superficial bitch so let me take a moment out to say something. You got half of it right...I know i come off as being a bitch but im just being honest. But seriously, i do stand by my words also that everyone is beautiful in some sense and I do mean it.Nobodies good at everything...everyone is just good at something. I don't think its fair to call anybody ugly, I only use that word when i refer to jokes...it's unrealistic. that's all :) BTW i'm not saying i think everybody looks the same, seesh, i'm not gonna lie...there are people that are more attractive than others. BUT thats not saying the other person isnt attractive in their own right :)

Monday, March 1, 2010

kitchen

im actually kinda tired. I just slaved my ass off in the kitchen for the last couple of hours. the end result aint that great but i hope its worth it :)
I really dont know how people can become housewives? seriously, they make take out for a reason :) BUT i guess when u cook it yourself it becomes that tad more special.
Today i had a realisation...well a couple at least
1.) i never wanna be a housewife
2.) when i become a badass lawyer i'm going to hire a cook
3.) when i become a badass lawyer i will also hire a cleaner
4.) if i dont become successful i will marry a chef
5.) chefs should know how to clean already so 4 seems to be a great alternative :)

that is all.
It is currently 11:13...47 minutes till bffs birthday :) thanks for being my best friend. Even though i probably kill u with my broken promises, constant dogging and my inability to stay stable...thanks for always being there for me:) i know i never tell you i appreciate you but i hope u realise how much it means to me. Just cause i never say something doesn't mean i don't mean it. That goes for everyone too...even when i do the above please dont take it personally...I like to think its a genetic predisposition BUT i know its not :) Please know, i appreciate it so much when u guys are there when i fall, when i trip and when i hurt you guys. If i could show my appreciation for you guys in the form of chocolate...i would send you guys to willy wonkas chocolate factory. its not cause theres a lot of chocolate, but cause its in a place that doesnt even exist in this world. JUst an extrodinarily magnificant place in our minds and hearts... How much i appreciate you guys can only be measured in a different world. One where dreams come true :) corny i know, but i do mean it :)

xoxo
lmc :)