Sunday, July 25, 2010

senses

In life you have 5 sense, once in a while you'll get the rare few that have six senses. I know, they're cool right?

Anyways, what are they? hearing, seeing, smelling, tasting and touching. did i google that? perhaps. But anyways, it came to me this morning as i was eating my scotch fingers, why emotional pain was more painful than physical pain.
See, when you have physical pain, it tends to leave you a mark, a bruise, a scar or what not. This allows you to stem where the pain comes from and becomes a reminder not to hit that spot again. You can usually heal this by adding ice or someting on it and in due time as long as you don't keep poking at it, it's bound to disappear. Now emotional pain. That's something else. None of these sense can actually determine where this pain lies or how to fix it.
So what happens? Instead of tryin to heal it and trying to make sure it doesn't repeatedly get poked at, your mind is not able to locate where thispain is stemming from, thus, you try and find the exact location not realising you could actually be poking at it at the exact spot it's coming from. trippy right? yep, all of this from scotch fingers. Looking at my belly and thinking, ffs i needa restart this whole diet thing.

-lmc

Saturday, July 24, 2010

What are the 10 commandments of giving head? I forget

No problems JenKan, here are your 10 commandments for a great blowjob that will blow your man's mind (pun intended):

1) Suction: Keep your mouth tight when sucking to give a strong "tight" feeling.

2) Deepthroat: Go as far as you can. A good way to give the illusion of deepthroating if you have a gag reflex is to stick your tongue to the roof of your mouth and let his dick touch the underside of your tongue.

3) Hand: When you're not deephroating, always have a hand on his shaft, moving up and down in motion with your mouth.

4) Balls: With your other hand, stroke and gently pull his testicles, be gentle and playful, because grabbing his funbags = big nono

5) Tip: Be creative with your tongue and lick, in circular motion, the tip of his penis. Applying medium pressure with your tongue on the tip of his penis will give him a guarateed shiver down his spine!

6) Advanced Tip: While flicking your tongue on the tip of his penis, have both hands on his shaft and give it a rhythmic twist like an indian burn - but make sure you dont do it too hard!

7) Travel: As an interim process, lick his shaft, starting from the base and move your way up, do this every now and again to give your mouth a rest and also to add a bit of adventure to the bj.

8) Saliva: If needed, spit on his dick to give added lubrication for your hands

9) Teeth: NEVER use teeth! This is painful. Playful nibbles are ok, but never ever chomp. Seriously.

10) Swallow: This is the most romantic ending to a blowjob well done. Swallowing makes the whole experience enjoyable and mess free!

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Thursday, July 22, 2010

unsure

for the first time in a very long time,
i'm unsure about so many things.
I don't know what's gonna happen in 5 months, 5 weeks, 5 days or even 5 hours.
I can't help but think about what will happen.
I need something to entertain me,
all this alone time is giving me heavy thoughts.

-lmc

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

honest

' i love your honesty,
cause it reminds me i can trust you :)
i don't use the word trust often,
so please don't break it :)
but no doubt, i appreciate the fact you're honest :x'

-lmc :)

Monday, July 5, 2010

do you think old sparks between people can be reignited even after they disappeared and were formed with other people?

depends. usually they can which is why exes tend not to be able to stay friends. But I don't know :/ depends on the people and the situation. if teh sparks u had before were stronger than the ones u have now than yes they can but if they weren't than no...prob not :) but haha sparks, don't make them wait for them :) they come to you for a reason :)

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nice guys finish last

LOL. nice guys finish last cause they let other guys push in. only reason why. same reason nice girls finish last. benevolence is a bitch

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out

'how do you get out of something,
that you don't even know you're in?
Wait for everybody elses opinion to see what's right or wrong?
or trust yourself enough to just see through it?'