Adventure!

So i took vivimumus new years resolution and was ADVENTUROUS!
Yesterday i went to adventure world with a whale, Jong XL (cos his cock is Xtra Large),
and mr punchy (JohnKhoo).
This was a nighttime affair, starting at 6pm due to it being some kind of LotteryWest event which we managed to score free tickets to thanks to our lovely and generous whale =)

When we arrived i was feeling nauesous and my heart was palpitating(?) very fast as I have a secret confession to make - i am absurdly scared of HEIGHTS. So yes, this was my first time at adventure world and i made a mental note in my head that hopefully it would be the last.

The first ride we went on was Bounty's Revenge. Thank god it was the first ride we went on because it was probably the most tame one we went on. Jong XL kept trying to make us standup when we were in the air but i kept saying "no fucking way" as i stared straight ahead, knuckles white as i grasped the bar tightly with all the strength i could muster.
Karen just looked bored and judged me, worried that i might succumb to my nervousness and yack all over her, thereby beaching her (which ironically enough is HER greatest fear).

After this ride I thought to myself, hey that wasn't SO bad, I was alive and feeling slightly less nauesous. For reasons unknown (probably cos it was the closest) we went on probably the scariest ride there - THE RAMPAGE. Having to line up for ages gave us good plenty of time to see how the ride works, and most importantly, the looks on the faces of those on the rampage. I shifted nervously as i noticed one girl was teary and sobbing, and a fat guy held up the ride by constantly changing seats and then finally deciding to pussy out. I could feel the sand slowly start to fill my vagina as i shuffled nervously in the line. Jong XL looked pretty excited because unlike me, with my sandy vagina, he has a very large cock both metaphorically speaking, and in reality too. Seriously. its HUGE.

THE RAMPAGE WAS FUCKING SCARY. like seriously. WHAT. THE. FUCK. i was shitting myself and had my eyes closed 90% of the time. Once i tried opening them but i thought i was going to die so i shut them again hurriedly. I swore that if i could do this, i could go on any other ride with no problems, because surely this was the scariest ride created by Man.

And yes, I was right, for the FreeFall and the Power Surge were not all that bad after having been Rampaged, and so i feel like i have defeated, nay CONQUERED, my fear of heights somewhat, and though we did not go on any water slides, i do not feel like i've missed out, for the only thing i wanted to try was the Tunnel of Terror, which is kinda like Karen's vagina anyway so theres a ride i won't need to pay entry for regardless. ;) JOKES. seriously. ty for the experience my favorite whale!