ring

'i got down on one knee
and i looked up at her,
a look of shock and surprise spreading over her face.
I pulled out from my pocket a little black box
opened it, and offered her the sparkling engagement ring.
But suddenly i stopped, a look of embarrassment and shame upon my face.
I can not put the ring on this beautiful woman's finger!
Immediately I regretted this proposal and got up and walked away.
Three steps it took, before i looked back at the crying amputee that i so dearly loved.
"I'm sorry, it just wasn't meant to be".

-moral of the story-
if you have a foot fetish,
don't marry a woman with no legs.
its just not gonna work '
-mh




"a ring is round
it has no ends
and that's how long
we'll be friends"

My friend told me that when we were 12
we no longer speak to one another.