cosmopolitan

Opening up my cosmopolitan magazine,
i recognize 3 things...
it's full of pretty people with little articles, large articles and ads.
How does this relate? yeah, it's a tad similar to life...
you have the pretty people you flip straight to, but they tend to only have small articles which mean jack all,
when you're bored, you tend to give the long articles a chance, to realize they're amazing and you gain so much insight from them.
And ads. what can i say about ads? at first they're a tad bit interesting, but after a while they get tedious. Not only that, but they get pathetic. There's a reason some people have to advertise for so long. so whats the secret? i don't know, but i call bs on whatever your advertising.

end of story

lmc
p.s. for those that don't know, cosmopolitan basically just means something common to the whole world, hence generic. Like people. Reality is so dour. :)